PART- II
Great, so now I’m sure you’ve realized some things which you
should definitely not do. However, let’s say, you’re “deeply, madly and truly” in love. Now what ?? Progressing in the
right direction is of the utmost importance! And people usually, tend to miss
it (well, let’s say, they kind of always miss it). Do note however, my
intention of writing this, is not to attract girls to fawn over their
advantageous positions, but simply to tell the hardships which most common guys
have to go through.
Say you’re Mr. X, and you have a huge affinity for Ms. Y, and
you want to end up being paired X-Y. Just so, that you don’t get paired up
X-Z-Y, or X-----Z-Y, or worst Z-Y (Z being a random insolent dude, the fundamentally
worst type being your room-mate, or one of your close friends), we must follow
certain protocols. However, more on that
later, for that comes way later (possibly in the next section).
Let us get back to the task at hand, for we were talking
about how to start interaction. To begin with, we find some typical apparently extremely
courteous lines, which you should never say! For instance, quoting Howard from
Big Bang Theory, “You're a photon quanta to my valence electron you excite me
to a whole new level.”, or
usual cheesy lines like “I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves", or
even, “ I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?”
and
similar kind of highly desperate pick-up lines.
I must mention however a thing or
two about pick-up lines. They’re of extreme importance, and just as much good a
nice pick-up line would do, a terrible pick-up line would almost surely end all
of your chances: you may then rest assured that you need a new girl to hit
upon. For as Anil Kapoor says, “First impression, is the last impression!”.
I know, you’ve read in Jane Eyre,
Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, Emma and books of that sort, that
to win a girl, praise her! Yea, you know what, that stuff usually does work!!.
Trust me, it does, but time is of the essence here. Surprise her! This doesn’t
mean, that you praise her out of the blue, NO
you don’t do that. You advance slowly, start the conversation by pointing how
amazing the weather is, and about the surrounding elements near you.
The girl will all this time (to have any
chance to win her, note: she must like you, if even that like is highly insignificant),
possibly just give you a smile, and answer your queries tersely, all the while
wishing you would stop this useless banter and come to the point and praise
her. However, don’t give in, make sure, your praise comes in the very last of
the conversation. End the conversation on a good note, and leave the
conversation hanging. Girls hate non-closure of arguments/conversations and
love a definite end. So, in short, they’ll get all wrecked up, think you’re
intriguing, and you’ll have another shot. Trust me, you should keep up this WOW factor for as long as you can!
Make the most of your
opportunities! Patience is the key really. As long as girls don’t talk they’re
pretty! Sometimes really pretty! As soon, as they start talking however,
beware! They usually never stop. Not that, they’re not pretty then, but you
need to just nod your head in excitement to whatever they speak, and try to act
really interested. That would get the girl, all worked up, trust me on this, nay
take my word for it. Note, the more she speaks, the better your chances are.
Oh, and once in a while try to
make an argument with her, and make sure, she thinks she’ll lose the argument,
and then surprise her, by losing it all of a sudden. She’ll love you for it!
Let’s see, what next! Oh yes, never make her feel, like you’re drooling over
her! Make sure, she understands you have great importance, and being with you
is a sign of respect. I don’t really know how everyone could be able to follow
this, but yeah, try to work proper clothes, “Death Metal” clothes are not always
the definite winners here, instead try putting something more in vogue, yet
traditional. "Every girl loves their daddy".
The worst part hasn’t yet even begun
and you might face some uphill task already. Things like, controlling your
Central Nervous System! Damn the testosterones! They literally block your
mental stability and make you swoon unknowingly! However, remember all you need
to do, is add a few thousand Delay Gates (Delay Gates are D-Flip Flops really,
which do nothing but delay the input signal), to your mental processor, and
have all of those fits after she’s gone. That way, you can be all over her, and
yet bear the goodwill of the girl!
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